Baron von Waffles
Happy Easter from my little bunny!

Happy Easter from my little bunny!

Just relaxing, watching some tv.

Just relaxing, watching some tv.

Oh no, Waffles. You go right ahead and lay in the middle of the bed. Please don’t move. Don’t worry, I’ll just sleep on the floor. 
What a freaking bed hog.

Oh no, Waffles. You go right ahead and lay in the middle of the bed. Please don’t move. Don’t worry, I’ll just sleep on the floor.
What a freaking bed hog.

Looking fresh and clean after his bath today.

Looking fresh and clean after his bath today.

How long does everyone furminate their corgi? I can only stand to do it for about 20 minutes but I feel like the fur never stops coming. And he’s not very fluffy for a corgi.

Came home to find him entangled in a grocery bag. What a little punk.

Came home to find him entangled in a grocery bag. What a little punk.

Little bugger always manages to sleep on my clothes.

Little bugger always manages to sleep on my clothes.

deepfriedjesus:

mscaptains:
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.STROKE IDENTIFICATION:During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…STROKE IDENTIFICATION:A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.RECOGNIZING A STROKERemember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.And it could be your own.

deepfriedjesus:

mscaptains:

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …
My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)

They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)
She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.

Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :

S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..
T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is
1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.
2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.

A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

And it could be your own.

Took Waffles with me to work today to get him genetically tested. Now I’ll know if he’s a mutant corgi or not.

Just kidding. We’re thinking about getting some DNA tests for clients to use if they want and the boss wanted to test it out in employees dogs first to make sure they are accurate so he asked for volunteers with purebred dogs or known mixes. I’ve always wondered how accurate those tests are since mixed dogs always seemed to come back with a bunch of random breeds. We’ll see!

I swear he can fall asleep anywhere. Here he is in the bathroom using the bathtub as a pillow.

I swear he can fall asleep anywhere. Here he is in the bathroom using the bathtub as a pillow.

Resting after massacre-ing his squirrels. They never had a chance.

Resting after massacre-ing his squirrels. They never had a chance.

Just staring out the front door. Being a nosy neighbor.

Just staring out the front door. Being a nosy neighbor.

Comfy!

Comfy!

Waffles got to ride in the big truck yesterday during our move. If uhaul would like a spokespuppy he would be more than happy to be theirs.

Waffles got to ride in the big truck yesterday during our move. If uhaul would like a spokespuppy he would be more than happy to be theirs.

Waffles sure does a good job at making himself comfortable.

Waffles sure does a good job at making himself comfortable.